did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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