it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
A Valium induced mom decided to walk into my bedroom this morning without knocking. Guess what I was doing? FML
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