Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
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I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
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apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
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