Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
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If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
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I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
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