But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
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