its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
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omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
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I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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