Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
He keeps bees of course he's weird
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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