i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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