i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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