How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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