Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
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yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
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I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
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