What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
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She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
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I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
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