He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
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