So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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