what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
Randomize
