I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
One of my friends took me out last night for a bday celebration and I just now remembered that a man blew fire balls across the bar in honor of my birthday... How drunk do you have to be to forget that?
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
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