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Never write on a napkin "my face, your boobs" with your phone number and give it to a girl. Just a tip of the day from my nightly experiences lol.
We need to hang out more often
You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
im having a threesome with these popsicles
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
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