I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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