I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
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like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
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Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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