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You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
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