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• (805): View more from California

  i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants

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• (251): View more from Alabama

  So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.

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• (423): View more from Tennessee

  Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  she was licking his armpits.

  (317): View more from Indiana

  asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...

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• (281): View more from Texas

  I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.

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• (305): View more from Florida

  Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?

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• (917): View more from New York City

  My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts

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• (520): View more from Arizona

  Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".

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