I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
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