ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
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