I smell stomach acid.
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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