I got chris browned last night
Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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