so let's talk penis.
I am midnight drunk by noon
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
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