I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
I just opened my filing cabinet at work for the first time in months. It looks just like my pantry: nothing but peanut butter and whiskey.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
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