Sponge bath it is.
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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