Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
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We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
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I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
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