bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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