Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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