I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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