can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
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wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
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I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
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