You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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