That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
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