Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
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you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
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i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
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