No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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