I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
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we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
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I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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