i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
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