I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
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Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
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All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize