OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
Jerry, you need to find god
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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