So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
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