I will die if light touches me.
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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