i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
Randomize
