You're so nebulous sometimes
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
i've created a new STD.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
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