Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
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I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
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Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
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