i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
I am spending my child support on dildos
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
There was a time I was reining queen of Sunday funday... And at that same time I also weighed 20 pounds more, had the morale of a spearmint rhino stripper, and woke up most mornings asking more questions than fucking Barbara Walters. I think I just wrote my own epitaph.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
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