Your tits are I can't wait for
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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