She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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