But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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