im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
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