I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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