Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
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Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
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At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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