Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
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I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
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There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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