from now on my penis is your penis
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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