she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
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JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
Thats the last time im "arresting" you to get out of paying your bar tab.
What?! The only reason I married your sister is to have a Cop in the family!
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
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Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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